Screw Social Security, I’m Doing This When I Get Old!

I’m beginning to think that I may not need my pension after all. Why draw from Social Security when I can skull fuck hot teenaged blondes for a living? Sure, the dude in the video is probably old enough to be my grandpa, but he’s certainly teaching me a thing or two about how to score in my golden years.

Not only is he still getting head at the ripe old age of 157, but he’s getting it from one of the hotter girls I’ve seen this week. Her tits are spectacular, all natural (which I prefer to rock-solid fake ones) and her nipples almost perfect enough to convince me that God exists.

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