You know what I love? Asian sluts. You know what I love even more? Hot Asian sluts. Yeah, that’s right, I said it. And you know who kicks ass in the hot Asian slut category? The chick in the video above.
Here, the Hot Asian Slut is seen in her native habitat: the abandoned parking lot. This reminds me of one time in high school, when a girl I was dating totally blew me in a dark church parking lot. When I say “dating”, I mean “took out to coffee once, because she was kind of chubby and had low self esteem, so I knew she’d be easy”. Ah, those were the days.
Here’s another one for you kinky fetishists out there who like stuff that’s a little off the beaten path. In this video, Cherrie plays with her underwear, giving herself what can only be described as a “full frontal wedgie”. I mean, can you think of anything else to call it? The sound is practically non-existent, so I can’t really even tell if she’s getting off or not. I’d like to think that she is, though.
Early on into the video, it looks like her hoo ha is eating her underwear, you can’t really even see it at some points. Overall, on a scale of 1 to 10, I give this film a “that’s fucking hot!” Her face is really pretty, her teeth are perfect and you can tell that this is one chick who will do just about anything.
Now THIS is what I like to see: a chick really go to town on a blow job. Sure, the bitch is like, 45 years old, but who cares? With that kind of age comes this kind of experience. You can actually see the cock push out the side of her cheek. HOT!
The producers seem to have named this girl “Count Suckula”, and you can totally tell why. I’m not sure what the goth angle on this was for, but it kind of works. I haven’t ever seen a girl give a guy head while wearing elbow-length gloves, and it’s pretty sexy. I’m sure there are like, thousands of fetish fiends out there who have been waiting for this kind of stuff to hit the big time, and now it finally has. Woo Hoo!
Now this is something you don’t see every day, and I LOVE it. In this porno, the actress actually films herself while going down (and doing other dirty things) with the dude. The results are absolutely spectacular. For one, she’s super hot. I also love the headband, and can’t quite figure out why it gets me all tingly down below. All in all, this chick is the nymphette of my dreams, and I’m pretty sure I might be in love with her.
Why can’t I find girls like this? Whenever I troll for poon, the hags I end up taking home are never this adventurous. In fact, I’m lucky if I can even get a half-hearted blow job before the real action begins.
This is ridiculous, and more than a little hilarious. It’s been awhile since I’ve posted some milf-ey goodness, and this piece of cinematic gold takes the cake. This whore starts out the film by whipping out a Zack Morris phone, straight off of the Saved By The Bell set. Next, she dials a phone number. Which phone number, you ask? Why, none other than 1-800-GANGSTA-BANG!!!
Once she places the call and asks for the “toughest ones you got. What time are you coming with the drive by?”, the plot thickens. You see, she doesn’t just get one or two homeboys. She gets four thugs to fill her to the brim with ghetto cock. It’s awesome. It’s amazing. It’s like nothing I’ve ever seen before (okay, that last one was a lie).
So, here it is. Enjoy. Special thanks to Rob K. for being on top of all of the hottest black dong on the ‘net and sending this little gem my way.
I decided to post a video of two uberhot lesbians today to make up for the fact that I posted an atrocious film yesterday. (What’s that you say? You don’t think you’ll ever get an erection again? Me neither, join the club.)
Here, you’ll see Laura and Daria strip down to nothing and get to work doing what they do best: dyke it out. If that doesn’t cure your case of limp dick from my last post, nothing will. Also, after thoroughly grossing myself out with the previous video, I’ve decided to only post the sexiest stuff I can find for at least a week. Woo Hoo!
In this FULL LENGTH VIDEO (which you can thank me for posting by sending cash and presents to my office), a “hot, horny teen” seduces her best friend’s dad. You know the story: girl meets friend, girl meets friend’s dad, girl blows dirty old man in her friend’s room…the rest, as they say, is history.
In what can only be described as a cavalcade of disgusting awesome, we get to watch as the teen and the dad consummate their forbidden love for a full half hour. During that time, there’s some oral (both give/receive), boob fondling and actual sexystuff.
Now, I’d like to tell you what happens at the end (cum shot? Cream pie?), but I couldn’t make it through the whole thing. Literally, I started gagging and had to turn it off. Why, you ask? Well, there are several reasons.
1.) Her hair really, really grossed me out. I mean, come on! It’s not like the producers of the video sprung the porn shoot on her as a surprise! She knew she was going to be fucking on film, and she couldn’t even be bothered to wash her hair. In fact, I’m halfway convinced that she purposely didn’t shower for a week in advance, just to gross me out.
2.) Where did her outfit come from? The Salvation Army clearance bin?
3.) I’m 99 percent sure that the homeboy playing the role of Daddy was imported directly from 1982. Do you see his glasses? How am I supposed to beat off to an image like that? I mean, help me out here!
4.) Teen my ass! That bitch is no less than 35. Also, if that’s what passes for “horny”, I shudder to think of what she’s like when she’s turned off. A little enthusiasm can go a long way, and an eager cocksucker can even be forgiven for not bathing or wearing hot underwear.
5.) What really sealed the deal for me was when I started imagining what the movie would be like in Smell-O-Vision. Around 1/1,000 of a second later, I had the tab closed and was on my way to the nearest trash can.
I could go on and on, but I’ll refrain. Instead, I’ll leave it to you to enjoy. So, um…enjoy!
I guess this video fits into the “fetish” category? I’m not quite sure where to place it, to be honest with you. I do know that I haven’t seen bush like that since, well, ever. Holy shit, is that bitch hairy! Hairy and pasty! Sweet baby Jesus, that is one hairy, pasty and chubby slut!
I don’t know what’s more disturbing: the bald biker dude riding her like he has somewhere to go (apparently he didn’t notice that he was fucking an albino manatee with a grooming problem?) or the fact that there are camera flashes that keep going off throughout the video (which I can only assume means that there are — gulp — pictures of this fiasco in a magazine somewhere).
Anyway, make of it what you will, but if you can have an orgasm while watching this you deserve a medal of some sort.
While looking through my video options for this blog, it basically came down to three choices:
A whore blowing some dude in a taxi cab
A recent high school grad having dirty oral sex while her parents are in another room (while still in her cap and gown!)
A white trash, tubby teen getting her ass filled by some skeeze ball twice her age
I decided to go with the first choice, based on tits alone. This chick has amazing ta-tas. I mean, I’m talking world class mammaries here. Plus, she totally looks like a future PTA mom. In 10 years, she’ll totally be running the sober grad program at the local high school. Right now, however, she’s mouth and titty fucking some dude in the backseat of a cab for cash. Enjoy!
Seriously, how does one go about getting an application for this douche’s job? I mean, here you have Vanessa, one of the hottest unsung porn starlets I’ve seen in awhile, playing with her pussy and this tool bag is focusing in on her mouth?! What the fuck?!
Anyway, I’ve never posted a girl going at it by herself, so I decided to start with the best. I found a ton of Vanessa’s work online, so I’ll be posting more of it in the weeks to come (or is it cum? God, I’m so flippin’ witty!). Here, you see Vanessa in her native habitat: on the hood of a car with a big pink vibrating dildo. Mmmmm.
