And the Academy Award Goes to…

Everyone involved in this video. Seriously, screw Iron Man. This hot mess should be the blockbuster summer hit!

First of all, and I really can’t say this enough, porn producers need to stop casting at the methadone clinic. That chick looks like she sucks dick in a New York City subway bathroom for $5. Of course, she never gets the chance to because her costar busts in, tosses her aside and offers to do it for $2.75 and a menthol cigarette. Seriously, dude is straight-up skeezy.

What happens around 1:04 and 1:50 I just don’t have an explanation for. Literally, it made me laugh out loud (or ZOMG ROTFL HAHAH! in that weird internet speak the kids are talking these days). I still can’t believe it. Get this dude to man the Grundle Cam, stat!

I know you’re waiting on pins and needles to see what happens next, so here are the links to Part II and Part III of this cinematographic treasure.

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