Never Trust a Dude with Smooth Balls and no Tan Lines

That’s like, the first thing I’m going to teach my daughters (if I ever get around to having any). I mean, the guy has a straight up Brazilian wax thing going on in his nether regions. Plus, the conspicuous lack of tan lines leads me to believe that he spends his spare time running around naked at some homo beach resort.

As for the girl…you know, I once heard that women get paid up to $3,000 per video shoot. With all that cash flowing into her bank account, you’d think she’d take care of her roots or something. (Yeah, I went there. Deal with it!) On the bright side, at least her underwear matches. Besides aesthetics, this girl has it going on. She’s obviously into sucking cock, and towards the end she even spits on it a little. HOTT.

If yinz are interested, check out Part II and Part III, which includes a hot cum shot

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