Dirty Old Man Shows Hot Teen How it’s Done

In this FULL LENGTH VIDEO (which you can thank me for posting by sending cash and presents to my office), a “hot, horny teen” seduces her best friend’s dad. You know the story: girl meets friend, girl meets friend’s dad, girl blows dirty old man in her friend’s room…the rest, as they say, is history.

In what can only be described as a cavalcade of disgusting awesome, we get to watch as the teen and the dad consummate their forbidden love for a full half hour. During that time, there’s some oral (both give/receive), boob fondling and actual sexystuff.

Now, I’d like to tell you what happens at the end (cum shot? Cream pie?), but I couldn’t make it through the whole thing. Literally, I started gagging and had to turn it off. Why, you ask? Well, there are several reasons.

1.) Her hair really, really grossed me out. I mean, come on! It’s not like the producers of the video sprung the porn shoot on her as a surprise! She knew she was going to be fucking on film, and she couldn’t even be bothered to wash her hair. In fact, I’m halfway convinced that she purposely didn’t shower for a week in advance, just to gross me out.

2.) Where did her outfit come from? The Salvation Army clearance bin?

3.) I’m 99 percent sure that the homeboy playing the role of Daddy was imported directly from 1982. Do you see his glasses? How am I supposed to beat off to an image like that? I mean, help me out here!

4.) Teen my ass! That bitch is no less than 35. Also, if that’s what passes for “horny”, I shudder to think of what she’s like when she’s turned off. A little enthusiasm can go a long way, and an eager cocksucker can even be forgiven for not bathing or wearing hot underwear.

5.) What really sealed the deal for me was when I started imagining what the movie would be like in Smell-O-Vision. Around 1/1,000 of a second later, I had the tab closed and was on my way to the nearest trash can.

I could go on and on, but I’ll refrain. Instead, I’ll leave it to you to enjoy. So, um…enjoy!