July 2008

I always wondered how trailer park bitches can afford to get boob jobs, while I have a hard time maintaining my booze habit. Well, I finally figured it out: the get into homemade porn like this slut did. Obviously, the title of this post kind of says it all…she’s got a bad boob job, a c-section scar and probably a nasty case of the clap. I was looking around for tampon strings and track marks, but wasn’t able to find any.

One of the more subtle pieces of hilarity in this film is the fact that the leather couch kind of looks like the ass of a fat black chick. Seriously, take a gander at it while it’s paused at the beginning. Classic!

I’m sorry, but when she says “Hey Alex, wait, your name is Alex? Hey Alex, can I impale your cock into my skull?”, I almost died laughing. So, in this video you porn aficionados get a little bit of everything. For one, there’s the humor aspect of it. Not only does the chick not know who she’s about to fuck, but the narrator sounds like Dana Carvey doing his George H. W. Bush impersonation. I kept waiting for him to say “Not gonna do it. Wouldn’t be prudent.”

He never does, though.

Anyway, there’s also the teen aspect, as well as something for the guys that are into really big, really fake tits. So, enjoy!