I’m sorry, but when she says “Hey Alex, wait, your name is Alex? Hey Alex, can I impale your cock into my skull?”, I almost died laughing. So, in this video you porn aficionados get a little bit of everything. For one, there’s the humor aspect of it. Not only does the chick not know who she’s about to fuck, but the narrator sounds like Dana Carvey doing his George H. W. Bush impersonation. I kept waiting for him to say “Not gonna do it. Wouldn’t be prudent.”

He never does, though.

Anyway, there’s also the teen aspect, as well as something for the guys that are into really big, really fake tits. So, enjoy!

Now, I know I told ya’ll that I’d take a break from the interracial porn for awhile (after all, it’s not even my particular cup of tea), but I came across this old-school gem and I couldn’t resist bringing it to you ASAP. Sure, I could have sat on it for a while, but I seriously couldn’t fucking resist. This porn has me under its spell of awesomeness, and I can’t help myself.

Anyway, here’s a foursome straight to you from the year 1975-ish. The cocks back then were HUGE! Also, it’s nice to see that cock sucking has come a long way in the last 30 years. Those chicks barely take in the head, much less anything else! If a chick blew me that way, all half-ass and stuff, I’d donkey punch her the next chance I got.

Well, here it is. I know you’ve been waiting all day for it, and really, who am I to disappoint?

This one has her being triple penetrated by three huge black dicks. I’m not sure where the fourth dude went, but fear not, he comes back for the cum shot at the end. Like Part I, the guys in Part II make it a point to talk shit to her the entire time. The quote of the day comes from the guy taking her ass:

“Stop droppin’ that shit, yo. Stop droppin’ it. You know, I really don’t appreciate that, dawg!”

Okay, so that’s that. For some reason, the last month or so I’ve posted quite a bit of interracial porn, so I think I’m going to take a break from that for a while. As always, if you have any special requests, post them in the comments section and I’ll try to give you what you ask for.

This video, aptly titled “Juicy Teen Gets Four Black Cocks”, is the best thing I’ve seen since the bitch who called “1-800-Gangsta-Bang”. This hot teen really does take all four cocks, all the while the black dudes are talking mad shit to her. It’s seriously the funniest thing I’ve ever heard.

Here are some of the choice phrases:

“You better marry her, son! You marry her, and we’ll all come by once a week and do this shit!”

“Bitch don’t stop sucking dick! You can suck my dick and still say that shit!”

“Let’s see how muthafuckin’ hoodrat you really are!”

I love it when they call her a hoodrat (because, you know, she obviously is. Who else besides a hoodrat would take on four ghetto-ass black guys at the same time?). Anyway, there’s a Part II to this video, where all of her holes are filled, the dudes are still talking shit and there’s even a little bukakke at the end. Mmmm…bukakke.

While looking through my video options for this blog, it basically came down to three choices:

1. A whore blowing some dude in a taxi cab
2. A recent high school grad having dirty oral sex while her parents are in another room (while still in her cap and gown!)
3. A white trash, tubby teen getting her ass filled by some skeeze ball twice her age

I decided to go with the first choice, based on tits alone. This chick has amazing ta-tas. I mean, I’m talking world class mammaries here. Plus, she totally looks like a future PTA mom. In 10 years, she’ll totally be running the sober grad program at the local high school. Right now, however, she’s mouth and titty fucking some dude in the backseat of a cab for cash. Enjoy!

I realize that some of you may be bored with the typical porn content that you see on various websites. So, in the interest of keeping things fresh, I present to you free porn in the form of “Fuck That Big Slut”. Like the title implies, a rather meaty whore is being banged. For the porn connoisseur, there’s a little bit of everything in this video (including Sideshow Bob hair, if you’re into that. Hey, whatever! I’m not here to judge!).

For example, there’s the interracial angle. Specifically, there’s a white guy with a small dick doing a black chick with a rather large hooha (a nice change from the standard white girl being gang banged by big black dongs). Also, this girl is no less than a size MASSIVE. For those of you into big, floppy boobs, fast forward to :38 into the segment for a spanktacular showing by some of the most giggly tits I’ve ever seen.

One of my biggest pet peeves in porn (see what I did there, with the alliteration and everything? Next week I’ll try to sneak in some onomatopoeia!) is awful music in the background. One of the bigger offenders I’ve ever encountered is in my previous post. In this one, however, straight moaning and slapping is all you hear.

To her credit, this starlet seems to have some really big, really natural boobs. So big and so natural, in fact, that they flop all over the place, as noted by the sunglasses-wearing actor at 1:10. Unfortunately, her tits are about all she has going for her. Overall, between her methface and belly (did she give birth before the shoot?) she doesn’t do much for me. But, you know, she might for you. So check out the video and enjoy, if you can.