I’m sorry, but when she says “Hey Alex, wait, your name is Alex? Hey Alex, can I impale your cock into my skull?”, I almost died laughing. So, in this video you porn aficionados get a little bit of everything. For one, there’s the humor aspect of it. Not only does the chick not know who she’s about to fuck, but the narrator sounds like Dana Carvey doing his George H. W. Bush impersonation. I kept waiting for him to say “Not gonna do it. Wouldn’t be prudent.”

He never does, though.

Anyway, there’s also the teen aspect, as well as something for the guys that are into really big, really fake tits. So, enjoy!

Well, here it is. I know you’ve been waiting all day for it, and really, who am I to disappoint?

This one has her being triple penetrated by three huge black dicks. I’m not sure where the fourth dude went, but fear not, he comes back for the cum shot at the end. Like Part I, the guys in Part II make it a point to talk shit to her the entire time. The quote of the day comes from the guy taking her ass:

“Stop droppin’ that shit, yo. Stop droppin’ it. You know, I really don’t appreciate that, dawg!”

Okay, so that’s that. For some reason, the last month or so I’ve posted quite a bit of interracial porn, so I think I’m going to take a break from that for a while. As always, if you have any special requests, post them in the comments section and I’ll try to give you what you ask for.

This video, aptly titled “Juicy Teen Gets Four Black Cocks”, is the best thing I’ve seen since the bitch who called “1-800-Gangsta-Bang”. This hot teen really does take all four cocks, all the while the black dudes are talking mad shit to her. It’s seriously the funniest thing I’ve ever heard.

Here are some of the choice phrases:

“You better marry her, son! You marry her, and we’ll all come by once a week and do this shit!”

“Bitch don’t stop sucking dick! You can suck my dick and still say that shit!”

“Let’s see how muthafuckin’ hoodrat you really are!”

I love it when they call her a hoodrat (because, you know, she obviously is. Who else besides a hoodrat would take on four ghetto-ass black guys at the same time?). Anyway, there’s a Part II to this video, where all of her holes are filled, the dudes are still talking shit and there’s even a little bukakke at the end. Mmmm…bukakke.

Well, shit. I bet that some of you have been wondering what the hell as been taking me so long to post Part II of Katana’s hot porno. It’s a funny story, actually. In addition to writing this blog, I also write for a celebrity gossip blog, called Celebrity231. As chance would have it, the page that I actually write the posts in is strikingly similar for both blogs, and I accidentally was posting my sexyhot porn clips on my tame celeb blog.

So, readers of my celeb blog have been visiting it, ready to catch up on what Angelina and Brad have been up to, and instead were treated to cum all over Katana’s face and tits. Whoops!

Anyway, here’s the video that I promised a few days ago (and delivered, just not to my TeenChaos readers).

I don’t know what is wrong with these porn producers and sound editing guys. The last porn I wrote about had this fucked up Beverly Hills 90210 sound to it, and I swear this video has one of the songs from Mario Kart Racing playing in the background. What do I have to do to get them to cut with the unnecessary sound effects?

Seriously, Katana’s moaning is much sexier than whatever number is played throughout the film. It sounds like the cock is so big, it’s almost hurting (but in that pleasurable pain sort of way, the very thought of which gives me a wicked boner).

Tomorrow, I’ll post Part II of the video (complete with gooey cumshot goodness).

Well, don’t ever say I don’t keep my promises. Here is Part II of the hot teenaged lesbian action that I posted yesterday, this one complete with muff diving. I’m telling you, these girls know what they’re doing, and I’m willing to bet $5 and a pack of baseball cards that they go at it off screen for free, just for fun.

I’m pretty sure I’m totally, completely in love with the dark haired vixen getting eaten out. I’m not all that into the spitting that the other one keeps doing (I’d like to think that her snizz is lubricated enough on its own), but it’s still a whack-worthy performance by them both and I’ll definitely keep an eye out for some more videos of these two.

I decided to post a video of two uberhot lesbians today to make up for the fact that I posted an atrocious film yesterday. (What’s that you say? You don’t think you’ll ever get an erection again? Me neither, join the club.)

Here, you’ll see Laura and Daria strip down to nothing and get to work doing what they do best: dyke it out. If that doesn’t cure your case of limp dick from my last post, nothing will. Also, after thoroughly grossing myself out with the previous video, I’ve decided to only post the sexiest stuff I can find for at least a week. Woo Hoo!

I guess this video fits into the “fetish” category? I’m not quite sure where to place it, to be honest with you. I do know that I haven’t seen bush like that since, well, ever. Holy shit, is that bitch hairy! Hairy and pasty! Sweet baby Jesus, that is one hairy, pasty and chubby slut!

I don’t know what’s more disturbing: the bald biker dude riding her like he has somewhere to go (apparently he didn’t notice that he was fucking an albino manatee with a grooming problem?) or the fact that there are camera flashes that keep going off throughout the video (which I can only assume means that there are — gulp — pictures of this fiasco in a magazine somewhere).

Anyway, make of it what you will, but if you can have an orgasm while watching this you deserve a medal of some sort.

While looking through my video options for this blog, it basically came down to three choices:

1. A whore blowing some dude in a taxi cab
2. A recent high school grad having dirty oral sex while her parents are in another room (while still in her cap and gown!)
3. A white trash, tubby teen getting her ass filled by some skeeze ball twice her age

I decided to go with the first choice, based on tits alone. This chick has amazing ta-tas. I mean, I’m talking world class mammaries here. Plus, she totally looks like a future PTA mom. In 10 years, she’ll totally be running the sober grad program at the local high school. Right now, however, she’s mouth and titty fucking some dude in the backseat of a cab for cash. Enjoy!

It recently occurred to me that I haven’t posted anything about lesbians in awhile. I know, I know, send me to porn blogger hell! I’ve been so tied up with interracial threesomes and cumshots that I haven’t had a chance to get back to the sapphic side of things. So, for your viewing pleasure, I introduce Julia and Rebecca!!!

Rebecca is pretty hot, despite the fact that she could use a good wax job (unless you’re into that kind of thing…again, I’m not here to judge). I’ve posted part one above, but if you can’t get enough of these girls and want to see where things go from here, I suggest checking out Part II of the action.