Interracial

Now, I know I told ya’ll that I’d take a break from the interracial porn for awhile (after all, it’s not even my particular cup of tea), but I came across this old-school gem and I couldn’t resist bringing it to you ASAP. Sure, I could have sat on it for a while, but I seriously couldn’t fucking resist. This porn has me under its spell of awesomeness, and I can’t help myself.

Anyway, here’s a foursome straight to you from the year 1975-ish. The cocks back then were HUGE! Also, it’s nice to see that cock sucking has come a long way in the last 30 years. Those chicks barely take in the head, much less anything else! If a chick blew me that way, all half-ass and stuff, I’d donkey punch her the next chance I got.

Well, here it is. I know you’ve been waiting all day for it, and really, who am I to disappoint?

This one has her being triple penetrated by three huge black dicks. I’m not sure where the fourth dude went, but fear not, he comes back for the cum shot at the end. Like Part I, the guys in Part II make it a point to talk shit to her the entire time. The quote of the day comes from the guy taking her ass:

“Stop droppin’ that shit, yo. Stop droppin’ it. You know, I really don’t appreciate that, dawg!”

Okay, so that’s that. For some reason, the last month or so I’ve posted quite a bit of interracial porn, so I think I’m going to take a break from that for a while. As always, if you have any special requests, post them in the comments section and I’ll try to give you what you ask for.

This video, aptly titled “Juicy Teen Gets Four Black Cocks”, is the best thing I’ve seen since the bitch who called “1-800-Gangsta-Bang”. This hot teen really does take all four cocks, all the while the black dudes are talking mad shit to her. It’s seriously the funniest thing I’ve ever heard.

Here are some of the choice phrases:

“You better marry her, son! You marry her, and we’ll all come by once a week and do this shit!”

“Bitch don’t stop sucking dick! You can suck my dick and still say that shit!”

“Let’s see how muthafuckin’ hoodrat you really are!”

I love it when they call her a hoodrat (because, you know, she obviously is. Who else besides a hoodrat would take on four ghetto-ass black guys at the same time?). Anyway, there’s a Part II to this video, where all of her holes are filled, the dudes are still talking shit and there’s even a little bukakke at the end. Mmmm…bukakke.

Well, shit. I bet that some of you have been wondering what the hell as been taking me so long to post Part II of Katana’s hot porno. It’s a funny story, actually. In addition to writing this blog, I also write for a celebrity gossip blog, called Celebrity231. As chance would have it, the page that I actually write the posts in is strikingly similar for both blogs, and I accidentally was posting my sexyhot porn clips on my tame celeb blog.

So, readers of my celeb blog have been visiting it, ready to catch up on what Angelina and Brad have been up to, and instead were treated to cum all over Katana’s face and tits. Whoops!

Anyway, here’s the video that I promised a few days ago (and delivered, just not to my TeenChaos readers).

I don’t know what is wrong with these porn producers and sound editing guys. The last porn I wrote about had this fucked up Beverly Hills 90210 sound to it, and I swear this video has one of the songs from Mario Kart Racing playing in the background. What do I have to do to get them to cut with the unnecessary sound effects?

Seriously, Katana’s moaning is much sexier than whatever number is played throughout the film. It sounds like the cock is so big, it’s almost hurting (but in that pleasurable pain sort of way, the very thought of which gives me a wicked boner).

Tomorrow, I’ll post Part II of the video (complete with gooey cumshot goodness).

I ask you, dear readers: is there ever too much of a good thing? I pose this question now because the video above has just about everything you could ever imagine. Here’s a list of the things that I immediately noticed:

Interracial
Threesome
Cum Shots (two of ‘em)
Facial (see above)
Old hag with horse teeth (this covers both the MILF and animal fantasies)
Huge cock (again, two of them)
Oral
Anal
Double penetration (oral and anal/vag)

I’m sure there’s more features and fetishes to be found, but I can’t stomach watching that shit more than once. Feel free to let me know if you find anything else. On another note, what’s up with both dudes being totally naked, except for socks and gold chains? Is that like, some sort of new ghetto porn thing that I haven’t been made aware of?

While nothing will ever compare to the awesomeness of the previous video, the show must go on. And really, what better to move on to than a hot skank taking on two basketball teams? Plus, I’m pretty sure she’s foreign, which adds a certain spice to the mix that you don’t get with American girls. Sure, she looks a little like a tranny when the camera is pointed at her face, but who cares? She’s Spanish! She can say things like “aye, Papi!” and “sucio!” The video ends with a five guy cumshot that really ties the whole thing together.

I realize that some of you may be bored with the typical porn content that you see on various websites. So, in the interest of keeping things fresh, I present to you free porn in the form of “Fuck That Big Slut”. Like the title implies, a rather meaty whore is being banged. For the porn connoisseur, there’s a little bit of everything in this video (including Sideshow Bob hair, if you’re into that. Hey, whatever! I’m not here to judge!).

For example, there’s the interracial angle. Specifically, there’s a white guy with a small dick doing a black chick with a rather large hooha (a nice change from the standard white girl being gang banged by big black dongs). Also, this girl is no less than a size MASSIVE. For those of you into big, floppy boobs, fast forward to :38 into the segment for a spanktacular showing by some of the most giggly tits I’ve ever seen.