School girls

It recently occurred to me that I haven’t posted anything about lesbians in awhile. I know, I know, send me to porn blogger hell! I’ve been so tied up with interracial threesomes and cumshots that I haven’t had a chance to get back to the sapphic side of things. So, for your viewing pleasure, I introduce Julia and Rebecca!!!

Rebecca is pretty hot, despite the fact that she could use a good wax job (unless you’re into that kind of thing…again, I’m not here to judge). I’ve posted part one above, but if you can’t get enough of these girls and want to see where things go from here, I suggest checking out Part II of the action.

I mean, in instances like this three is totally a crowd of awesome. It’s like, one of those exclusive parties that you really want to get into, but can’t seem to weasel your way in. Judging by the way she seems to handle those two dudes, I’m willing to put $10 and a tin of chewing tobacco on a bet that says she can handle a third. Since that’s now been established, where do I sign up for the job?

You know what else I enjoy about this video? The narration. Plus, at about :56 into the video she really starts to deep throat the cock, which is hot. In a later scene, which I’m going to post tomorrow (I have to leave something for you to look forward to!) she hits up the ATM…and no, I’m not talking about the big grey box that spits out $20 bills.

My friend Rob recently sent me an email requesting that I post a video of “someone other than a Motel 6 siesta rate whore”, and here she is. This chick is fuckin’ classy, you can just tell. First and foremost, she’s rocking an awesome boob job. If I ever meet the surgeon who gave her that rack, I’ll personally buy him a beer (as long as it’s dollar draft night…the economy is bad, what do you expect?!) and shake his hand.

Second, I’ve got a thing for tan chicks who like to do the nasty in weird positions. That spidery thing she’s doing with her feet you see towards the end of the video? I betcha she picked that trick up at Harvard while boning her oboe tutor in between her quantum physics and neurobiology classes. Finally, the piece de resistance is the cumshot at the end. Holy hell, does this cock gobbler know how to take a load to the face!

I went ahead and skipped to part three of the video, but if you’re interested in seeing how it all began here is Part I and Part II

That’s like, the first thing I’m going to teach my daughters (if I ever get around to having any). I mean, the guy has a straight up Brazilian wax thing going on in his nether regions. Plus, the conspicuous lack of tan lines leads me to believe that he spends his spare time running around naked at some homo beach resort.

As for the girl…you know, I once heard that women get paid up to $3,000 per video shoot. With all that cash flowing into her bank account, you’d think she’d take care of her roots or something. (Yeah, I went there. Deal with it!) On the bright side, at least her underwear matches. Besides aesthetics, this girl has it going on. She’s obviously into sucking cock, and towards the end she even spits on it a little. HOTT.

If yinz are interested, check out Part II and Part III, which includes a hot cum shot

Everyone involved in this video. Seriously, screw Iron Man. This hot mess should be the blockbuster summer hit!

First of all, and I really can’t say this enough, porn producers need to stop casting at the methadone clinic. That chick looks like she sucks dick in a New York City subway bathroom for $5. Of course, she never gets the chance to because her costar busts in, tosses her aside and offers to do it for $2.75 and a menthol cigarette. Seriously, dude is straight-up skeezy.

What happens around 1:04 and 1:50 I just don’t have an explanation for. Literally, it made me laugh out loud (or ZOMG ROTFL HAHAH! in that weird internet speak the kids are talking these days). I still can’t believe it. Get this dude to man the Grundle Cam, stat!

I know you’re waiting on pins and needles to see what happens next, so here are the links to Part II and Part III of this cinematographic treasure.

Where the hell were babysitters like this when I was a kid?! I mean, my dad could have done a little bit of due fucking diligence when hiring some one to watch me while they were gone! But nooo, my parents had to go and hire Fatty McFlat-chest. I mean, with a little bit of research they could have AT LEAST hired an ex stripper or something.

That video is like, the embodiment of everything I ever dreamed of as a kid. Plus, she multi-tasks! That’s what I like to see in a woman! Apparently, there’s a part one of this video that is floating around somewhere, but I couldn’t find it. If and when I do, I’ll be sure to post it for your viewing pleasure.

What’s better than Two Girls, One Cup? Well, just about anything. However, this video is one of the best I’ve seen in awhile from the guys at Free Smut Club. Sure, the blonde looks like she smokes crack for breakfast. But who cares? Check out the brunette behind her, operating the toy! She looks young enough to actually be in high school (although 18, of course. Gotta keep the Feds at bay!), plus she’s got a face that I don’t want to immediately cover with a paper bag.

She even plays with herself a little while working on the blonde. Hott!.

Upon further investigation, Part 1 of the video shows more of the brunette in all of her glory. Turns out, her pussy is just as perfect as the rest of her. I’m going to be keeping an eye out for more of her work, and once I find it I’ll be sure to share.