threesome

Well, here it is. I know you’ve been waiting all day for it, and really, who am I to disappoint?

This one has her being triple penetrated by three huge black dicks. I’m not sure where the fourth dude went, but fear not, he comes back for the cum shot at the end. Like Part I, the guys in Part II make it a point to talk shit to her the entire time. The quote of the day comes from the guy taking her ass:

“Stop droppin’ that shit, yo. Stop droppin’ it. You know, I really don’t appreciate that, dawg!”

Okay, so that’s that. For some reason, the last month or so I’ve posted quite a bit of interracial porn, so I think I’m going to take a break from that for a while. As always, if you have any special requests, post them in the comments section and I’ll try to give you what you ask for.

This video, aptly titled “Juicy Teen Gets Four Black Cocks”, is the best thing I’ve seen since the bitch who called “1-800-Gangsta-Bang”. This hot teen really does take all four cocks, all the while the black dudes are talking mad shit to her. It’s seriously the funniest thing I’ve ever heard.

Here are some of the choice phrases:

“You better marry her, son! You marry her, and we’ll all come by once a week and do this shit!”

“Bitch don’t stop sucking dick! You can suck my dick and still say that shit!”

“Let’s see how muthafuckin’ hoodrat you really are!”

I love it when they call her a hoodrat (because, you know, she obviously is. Who else besides a hoodrat would take on four ghetto-ass black guys at the same time?). Anyway, there’s a Part II to this video, where all of her holes are filled, the dudes are still talking shit and there’s even a little bukakke at the end. Mmmm…bukakke.

I ask you, dear readers: is there ever too much of a good thing? I pose this question now because the video above has just about everything you could ever imagine. Here’s a list of the things that I immediately noticed:

Interracial
Threesome
Cum Shots (two of ‘em)
Facial (see above)
Old hag with horse teeth (this covers both the MILF and animal fantasies)
Huge cock (again, two of them)
Oral
Anal
Double penetration (oral and anal/vag)

I’m sure there’s more features and fetishes to be found, but I can’t stomach watching that shit more than once. Feel free to let me know if you find anything else. On another note, what’s up with both dudes being totally naked, except for socks and gold chains? Is that like, some sort of new ghetto porn thing that I haven’t been made aware of?

I mean, in instances like this three is totally a crowd of awesome. It’s like, one of those exclusive parties that you really want to get into, but can’t seem to weasel your way in. Judging by the way she seems to handle those two dudes, I’m willing to put $10 and a tin of chewing tobacco on a bet that says she can handle a third. Since that’s now been established, where do I sign up for the job?

You know what else I enjoy about this video? The narration. Plus, at about :56 into the video she really starts to deep throat the cock, which is hot. In a later scene, which I’m going to post tomorrow (I have to leave something for you to look forward to!) she hits up the ATM…and no, I’m not talking about the big grey box that spits out $20 bills.

While nothing will ever compare to the awesomeness of the previous video, the show must go on. And really, what better to move on to than a hot skank taking on two basketball teams? Plus, I’m pretty sure she’s foreign, which adds a certain spice to the mix that you don’t get with American girls. Sure, she looks a little like a tranny when the camera is pointed at her face, but who cares? She’s Spanish! She can say things like “aye, Papi!” and “sucio!” The video ends with a five guy cumshot that really ties the whole thing together.

While doing my daily search for Free teen porn, I came across this video, aptly named “Can You Handle Two Cumshots?” Immediately, I said to myself “Why yes, yes I do think that I can handle two cumshots!” and commenced with the watching.

So, I watched the video and this actress has to be the least enthusiastic cock gobbler I’ve ever seen on film. I mean, she actually winces as the baby batter is being tossed in her face! That said, the editorial tidbit that got thrown in more than makes up for the fact that she sucks (both in the literal and figurative sense). Skip ahead to :58 to see the funniest thing I’ve witnessed all week!