One of my biggest pet peeves in porn (see what I did there, with the alliteration and everything? Next week I’ll try to sneak in some onomatopoeia!) is awful music in the background. One of the bigger offenders I’ve ever encountered is in my previous post. In this one, however, straight moaning and slapping is all you hear.

To her credit, this starlet seems to have some really big, really natural boobs. So big and so natural, in fact, that they flop all over the place, as noted by the sunglasses-wearing actor at 1:10. Unfortunately, her tits are about all she has going for her. Overall, between her methface and belly (did she give birth before the shoot?) she doesn’t do much for me. But, you know, she might for you. So check out the video and enjoy, if you can.