My friend Rob recently sent me an email requesting that I post a video of “someone other than a Motel 6 siesta rate whore”, and here she is. This chick is fuckin’ classy, you can just tell. First and foremost, she’s rocking an awesome boob job. If I ever meet the surgeon who gave her that rack, I’ll personally buy him a beer (as long as it’s dollar draft night…the economy is bad, what do you expect?!) and shake his hand.

Second, I’ve got a thing for tan chicks who like to do the nasty in weird positions. That spidery thing she’s doing with her feet you see towards the end of the video? I betcha she picked that trick up at Harvard while boning her oboe tutor in between her quantum physics and neurobiology classes. Finally, the piece de resistance is the cumshot at the end. Holy hell, does this cock gobbler know how to take a load to the face!

I went ahead and skipped to part three of the video, but if you’re interested in seeing how it all began here is Part I and Part II

While nothing will ever compare to the awesomeness of the previous video, the show must go on. And really, what better to move on to than a hot skank taking on two basketball teams? Plus, I’m pretty sure she’s foreign, which adds a certain spice to the mix that you don’t get with American girls. Sure, she looks a little like a tranny when the camera is pointed at her face, but who cares? She’s Spanish! She can say things like “aye, Papi!” and “sucio!” The video ends with a five guy cumshot that really ties the whole thing together.

I realize that some of you may be bored with the typical porn content that you see on various websites. So, in the interest of keeping things fresh, I present to you free porn in the form of “Fuck That Big Slut”. Like the title implies, a rather meaty whore is being banged. For the porn connoisseur, there’s a little bit of everything in this video (including Sideshow Bob hair, if you’re into that. Hey, whatever! I’m not here to judge!).

For example, there’s the interracial angle. Specifically, there’s a white guy with a small dick doing a black chick with a rather large hooha (a nice change from the standard white girl being gang banged by big black dongs). Also, this girl is no less than a size MASSIVE. For those of you into big, floppy boobs, fast forward to :38 into the segment for a spanktacular showing by some of the most giggly tits I’ve ever seen.

Far be it from me to criticize a girl’s choice in footwear, but I’m pretty sure I saw those shoes on a fat nurse waiting at a bus stop in Milwaukee. Knee high white socks? Hot. Orthopedic mall walkers? DO NOT WANT! Also, is that a rose tattoo on the dude’s thigh? What kind of tool asshole gets a rose tattoo?

Other than that, the chick is pretty hot in a punk sort of way. I’m pretty sure she has her clit pierced, which works for me. The scenery is pretty sweet once she starts in on the reverse cowgirl action, was it filmed by the HOLLYWOOD sign up on the hills?

Here’s what I like about this video: first and foremost, this Julia chick is pretty hot. Unlike a lot of porn skanks that have fake yellow hair, pounds of eye make up and stripper shoes that seem to weigh more than they do, you can tell Julia’s got class. She’s genuinely pretty in the face, as you can see early on in the video, and could even pass as the girl next door. (Of course, not any girl I’ve ever lived next door to.)

She starts out with a pretty sweet blow job, giving us a great view of her awesome ass, while the dude fingers her from behind. From there, this hot teen rides the guy from behind while talking dirty and moaning.