I guess this video fits into the “fetish” category? I’m not quite sure where to place it, to be honest with you. I do know that I haven’t seen bush like that since, well, ever. Holy shit, is that bitch hairy! Hairy and pasty! Sweet baby Jesus, that is one hairy, pasty and chubby slut!

I don’t know what’s more disturbing: the bald biker dude riding her like he has somewhere to go (apparently he didn’t notice that he was fucking an albino manatee with a grooming problem?) or the fact that there are camera flashes that keep going off throughout the video (which I can only assume means that there are — gulp — pictures of this fiasco in a magazine somewhere).

Anyway, make of it what you will, but if you can have an orgasm while watching this you deserve a medal of some sort.