Interracial

This video, aptly titled “Juicy Teen Gets Four Black Cocks”, is the best thing I’ve seen since the bitch who called “1-800-Gangsta-Bang”. This hot teen really does take all four cocks, all the while the black dudes are talking mad shit to her. It’s seriously the funniest thing I’ve ever heard.

Here are some of the choice phrases:

“You better marry her, son! You marry her, and we’ll all come by once a week and do this shit!”

“Bitch don’t stop sucking dick! You can suck my dick and still say that shit!”

“Let’s see how muthafuckin’ hoodrat you really are!”

I love it when they call her a hoodrat (because, you know, she obviously is. Who else besides a hoodrat would take on four ghetto-ass black guys at the same time?). Anyway, there’s a Part II to this video, where all of her holes are filled, the dudes are still talking shit and there’s even a little bukakke at the end. Mmmm…bukakke.

This is ridiculous, and more than a little hilarious. It’s been awhile since I’ve posted some milf-ey goodness, and this piece of cinematic gold takes the cake. This whore starts out the film by whipping out a Zack Morris phone, straight off of the Saved By The Bell set. Next, she dials a phone number. Which phone number, you ask? Why, none other than 1-800-GANGSTA-BANG!!!

Once she places the call and asks for the “toughest ones you got. What time are you coming with the drive by?”, the plot thickens. You see, she doesn’t just get one or two homeboys. She gets four thugs to fill her to the brim with ghetto cock. It’s awesome. It’s amazing. It’s like nothing I’ve ever seen before (okay, that last one was a lie).

So, here it is. Enjoy. Special thanks to Rob K. for being on top of all of the hottest black dong on the ‘net and sending this little gem my way.

I ask you, dear readers: is there ever too much of a good thing? I pose this question now because the video above has just about everything you could ever imagine. Here’s a list of the things that I immediately noticed:

Interracial
Threesome
Cum Shots (two of ‘em)
Facial (see above)
Old hag with horse teeth (this covers both the MILF and animal fantasies)
Huge cock (again, two of them)
Oral
Anal
Double penetration (oral and anal/vag)

I’m sure there’s more features and fetishes to be found, but I can’t stomach watching that shit more than once. Feel free to let me know if you find anything else. On another note, what’s up with both dudes being totally naked, except for socks and gold chains? Is that like, some sort of new ghetto porn thing that I haven’t been made aware of?