MILF

This is ridiculous, and more than a little hilarious. It’s been awhile since I’ve posted some milf-ey goodness, and this piece of cinematic gold takes the cake. This whore starts out the film by whipping out a Zack Morris phone, straight off of the Saved By The Bell set. Next, she dials a phone number. Which phone number, you ask? Why, none other than 1-800-GANGSTA-BANG!!!

Once she places the call and asks for the “toughest ones you got. What time are you coming with the drive by?”, the plot thickens. You see, she doesn’t just get one or two homeboys. She gets four thugs to fill her to the brim with ghetto cock. It’s awesome. It’s amazing. It’s like nothing I’ve ever seen before (okay, that last one was a lie).

So, here it is. Enjoy. Special thanks to Rob K. for being on top of all of the hottest black dong on the ‘net and sending this little gem my way.

I ask you, dear readers: is there ever too much of a good thing? I pose this question now because the video above has just about everything you could ever imagine. Here’s a list of the things that I immediately noticed:

Interracial
Threesome
Cum Shots (two of ‘em)
Facial (see above)
Old hag with horse teeth (this covers both the MILF and animal fantasies)
Huge cock (again, two of them)
Oral
Anal
Double penetration (oral and anal/vag)

I’m sure there’s more features and fetishes to be found, but I can’t stomach watching that shit more than once. Feel free to let me know if you find anything else. On another note, what’s up with both dudes being totally naked, except for socks and gold chains? Is that like, some sort of new ghetto porn thing that I haven’t been made aware of?