Well, here it is. I know you’ve been waiting all day for it, and really, who am I to disappoint?

This one has her being triple penetrated by three huge black dicks. I’m not sure where the fourth dude went, but fear not, he comes back for the cum shot at the end. Like Part I, the guys in Part II make it a point to talk shit to her the entire time. The quote of the day comes from the guy taking her ass:

“Stop droppin’ that shit, yo. Stop droppin’ it. You know, I really don’t appreciate that, dawg!”

Okay, so that’s that. For some reason, the last month or so I’ve posted quite a bit of interracial porn, so I think I’m going to take a break from that for a while. As always, if you have any special requests, post them in the comments section and I’ll try to give you what you ask for.

In this FULL LENGTH VIDEO (which you can thank me for posting by sending cash and presents to my office), a “hot, horny teen” seduces her best friend’s dad. You know the story: girl meets friend, girl meets friend’s dad, girl blows dirty old man in her friend’s room…the rest, as they say, is history.

In what can only be described as a cavalcade of disgusting awesome, we get to watch as the teen and the dad consummate their forbidden love for a full half hour. During that time, there’s some oral (both give/receive), boob fondling and actual sexystuff.

Now, I’d like to tell you what happens at the end (cum shot? Cream pie?), but I couldn’t make it through the whole thing. Literally, I started gagging and had to turn it off. Why, you ask? Well, there are several reasons.

1.) Her hair really, really grossed me out. I mean, come on! It’s not like the producers of the video sprung the porn shoot on her as a surprise! She knew she was going to be fucking on film, and she couldn’t even be bothered to wash her hair. In fact, I’m halfway convinced that she purposely didn’t shower for a week in advance, just to gross me out.

2.) Where did her outfit come from? The Salvation Army clearance bin?

3.) I’m 99 percent sure that the homeboy playing the role of Daddy was imported directly from 1982. Do you see his glasses? How am I supposed to beat off to an image like that? I mean, help me out here!

4.) Teen my ass! That bitch is no less than 35. Also, if that’s what passes for “horny”, I shudder to think of what she’s like when she’s turned off. A little enthusiasm can go a long way, and an eager cocksucker can even be forgiven for not bathing or wearing hot underwear.

5.) What really sealed the deal for me was when I started imagining what the movie would be like in Smell-O-Vision. Around 1/1,000 of a second later, I had the tab closed and was on my way to the nearest trash can.

I could go on and on, but I’ll refrain. Instead, I’ll leave it to you to enjoy. So, um…enjoy!

While looking through my video options for this blog, it basically came down to three choices:

1. A whore blowing some dude in a taxi cab
2. A recent high school grad having dirty oral sex while her parents are in another room (while still in her cap and gown!)
3. A white trash, tubby teen getting her ass filled by some skeeze ball twice her age

I decided to go with the first choice, based on tits alone. This chick has amazing ta-tas. I mean, I’m talking world class mammaries here. Plus, she totally looks like a future PTA mom. In 10 years, she’ll totally be running the sober grad program at the local high school. Right now, however, she’s mouth and titty fucking some dude in the backseat of a cab for cash. Enjoy!

It recently occurred to me that I haven’t posted anything about lesbians in awhile. I know, I know, send me to porn blogger hell! I’ve been so tied up with interracial threesomes and cumshots that I haven’t had a chance to get back to the sapphic side of things. So, for your viewing pleasure, I introduce Julia and Rebecca!!!

Rebecca is pretty hot, despite the fact that she could use a good wax job (unless you’re into that kind of thing…again, I’m not here to judge). I’ve posted part one above, but if you can’t get enough of these girls and want to see where things go from here, I suggest checking out Part II of the action.

I ask you, dear readers: is there ever too much of a good thing? I pose this question now because the video above has just about everything you could ever imagine. Here’s a list of the things that I immediately noticed:

Interracial
Threesome
Cum Shots (two of ‘em)
Facial (see above)
Old hag with horse teeth (this covers both the MILF and animal fantasies)
Huge cock (again, two of them)
Oral
Anal
Double penetration (oral and anal/vag)

I’m sure there’s more features and fetishes to be found, but I can’t stomach watching that shit more than once. Feel free to let me know if you find anything else. On another note, what’s up with both dudes being totally naked, except for socks and gold chains? Is that like, some sort of new ghetto porn thing that I haven’t been made aware of?

I mean, in instances like this three is totally a crowd of awesome. It’s like, one of those exclusive parties that you really want to get into, but can’t seem to weasel your way in. Judging by the way she seems to handle those two dudes, I’m willing to put $10 and a tin of chewing tobacco on a bet that says she can handle a third. Since that’s now been established, where do I sign up for the job?

You know what else I enjoy about this video? The narration. Plus, at about :56 into the video she really starts to deep throat the cock, which is hot. In a later scene, which I’m going to post tomorrow (I have to leave something for you to look forward to!) she hits up the ATM…and no, I’m not talking about the big grey box that spits out $20 bills.

My friend Rob recently sent me an email requesting that I post a video of “someone other than a Motel 6 siesta rate whore”, and here she is. This chick is fuckin’ classy, you can just tell. First and foremost, she’s rocking an awesome boob job. If I ever meet the surgeon who gave her that rack, I’ll personally buy him a beer (as long as it’s dollar draft night…the economy is bad, what do you expect?!) and shake his hand.

Second, I’ve got a thing for tan chicks who like to do the nasty in weird positions. That spidery thing she’s doing with her feet you see towards the end of the video? I betcha she picked that trick up at Harvard while boning her oboe tutor in between her quantum physics and neurobiology classes. Finally, the piece de resistance is the cumshot at the end. Holy hell, does this cock gobbler know how to take a load to the face!

I went ahead and skipped to part three of the video, but if you’re interested in seeing how it all began here is Part I and Part II

Where the hell were babysitters like this when I was a kid?! I mean, my dad could have done a little bit of due fucking diligence when hiring some one to watch me while they were gone! But nooo, my parents had to go and hire Fatty McFlat-chest. I mean, with a little bit of research they could have AT LEAST hired an ex stripper or something.

That video is like, the embodiment of everything I ever dreamed of as a kid. Plus, she multi-tasks! That’s what I like to see in a woman! Apparently, there’s a part one of this video that is floating around somewhere, but I couldn’t find it. If and when I do, I’ll be sure to post it for your viewing pleasure.

While doing my daily search for Free teen porn, I came across this video, aptly named “Can You Handle Two Cumshots?” Immediately, I said to myself “Why yes, yes I do think that I can handle two cumshots!” and commenced with the watching.

So, I watched the video and this actress has to be the least enthusiastic cock gobbler I’ve ever seen on film. I mean, she actually winces as the baby batter is being tossed in her face! That said, the editorial tidbit that got thrown in more than makes up for the fact that she sucks (both in the literal and figurative sense). Skip ahead to :58 to see the funniest thing I’ve witnessed all week!

I’m beginning to think that I may not need my pension after all. Why draw from Social Security when I can skull fuck hot teenaged blondes for a living? Sure, the dude in the video is probably old enough to be my grandpa, but he’s certainly teaching me a thing or two about how to score in my golden years.

Not only is he still getting head at the ripe old age of 157, but he’s getting it from one of the hotter girls I’ve seen this week. Her tits are spectacular, all natural (which I prefer to rock-solid fake ones) and her nipples almost perfect enough to convince me that God exists.