Sweet Jesus and holy hell, this is one of the funniest things I’ve seen (at least since last week’s post with the lens switching). I’m going to go ahead and admit something that I’ll probably never live down: I have a secret love for watching QVC at night. Why? Because I can’t get enough of those old hags pitching me Quacker Factory sweaters and cheesy fake diamond jewelry. Every once in awhile, a caller will come along and totally make my night, like this dude.
Special thanks to Norm the porn ninja, who is always on the lookout for filth.