Well, here it is. I know you’ve been waiting all day for it, and really, who am I to disappoint?
This one has her being triple penetrated by three huge black dicks. I’m not sure where the fourth dude went, but fear not, he comes back for the cum shot at the end. Like Part I, the guys in Part II make it a point to talk shit to her the entire time. The quote of the day comes from the guy taking her ass:
“Stop droppin’ that shit, yo. Stop droppin’ it. You know, I really don’t appreciate that, dawg!”
Okay, so that’s that. For some reason, the last month or so I’ve posted quite a bit of interracial porn, so I think I’m going to take a break from that for a while. As always, if you have any special requests, post them in the comments section and I’ll try to give you what you ask for.
This video, aptly titled “Juicy Teen Gets Four Black Cocks”, is the best thing I’ve seen since the bitch who called “1-800-Gangsta-Bang”. This hot teen really does take all four cocks, all the while the black dudes are talking mad shit to her. It’s seriously the funniest thing I’ve ever heard.
Here are some of the choice phrases:
“You better marry her, son! You marry her, and we’ll all come by once a week and do this shit!”
“Bitch don’t stop sucking dick! You can suck my dick and still say that shit!”
“Let’s see how muthafuckin’ hoodrat you really are!”
I love it when they call her a hoodrat (because, you know, she obviously is. Who else besides a hoodrat would take on four ghetto-ass black guys at the same time?). Anyway, there’s a Part II to this video, where all of her holes are filled, the dudes are still talking shit and there’s even a little bukakke at the end. Mmmm…bukakke.
Well, shit. I bet that some of you have been wondering what the hell as been taking me so long to post Part II of Katana’s hot porno. It’s a funny story, actually. In addition to writing this blog, I also write for a celebrity gossip blog, called Celebrity231. As chance would have it, the page that I actually write the posts in is strikingly similar for both blogs, and I accidentally was posting my sexyhot porn clips on my tame celeb blog.
So, readers of my celeb blog have been visiting it, ready to catch up on what Angelina and Brad have been up to, and instead were treated to cum all over Katana’s face and tits. Whoops!
Anyway, here’s the video that I promised a few days ago (and delivered, just not to my TeenChaos readers).
Now, it’s going to be really hard to top the acrobatic awesomeness of the inverted tabletop executed in Part I of this Four-Way Fuck on the Beach video, it really is. One would think that the theme song toBeverly Hills 90210-ish ditty playing in the background would have gotten it all off to a bad start, but the sheer enthusiasm of the cock sucking more than makes up for it.
I mean, this dude is literally mouth fucking both of these ethnic beauties at once in a way that I’ve never seen before! Plus, the moaning, groaning and slurping nearly covers the terrible soundtrack.
That said, both Part I and Part II lose any and all bonus points for using condoms. Sure, safe sex is great, but I don’t want to see latex in my porn! (Well, maybe in some of them, but we won’t get into that just yet…
I decided to post a video of two uberhot lesbians today to make up for the fact that I posted an atrocious film yesterday. (What’s that you say? You don’t think you’ll ever get an erection again? Me neither, join the club.)
Here, you’ll see Laura and Daria strip down to nothing and get to work doing what they do best: dyke it out. If that doesn’t cure your case of limp dick from my last post, nothing will. Also, after thoroughly grossing myself out with the previous video, I’ve decided to only post the sexiest stuff I can find for at least a week. Woo Hoo!
In this FULL LENGTH VIDEO (which you can thank me for posting by sending cash and presents to my office), a “hot, horny teen” seduces her best friend’s dad. You know the story: girl meets friend, girl meets friend’s dad, girl blows dirty old man in her friend’s room…the rest, as they say, is history.
In what can only be described as a cavalcade of disgusting awesome, we get to watch as the teen and the dad consummate their forbidden love for a full half hour. During that time, there’s some oral (both give/receive), boob fondling and actual sexystuff.
Now, I’d like to tell you what happens at the end (cum shot? Cream pie?), but I couldn’t make it through the whole thing. Literally, I started gagging and had to turn it off. Why, you ask? Well, there are several reasons.
1.) Her hair really, really grossed me out. I mean, come on! It’s not like the producers of the video sprung the porn shoot on her as a surprise! She knew she was going to be fucking on film, and she couldn’t even be bothered to wash her hair. In fact, I’m halfway convinced that she purposely didn’t shower for a week in advance, just to gross me out.
2.) Where did her outfit come from? The Salvation Army clearance bin?
3.) I’m 99 percent sure that the homeboy playing the role of Daddy was imported directly from 1982. Do you see his glasses? How am I supposed to beat off to an image like that? I mean, help me out here!
4.) Teen my ass! That bitch is no less than 35. Also, if that’s what passes for “horny”, I shudder to think of what she’s like when she’s turned off. A little enthusiasm can go a long way, and an eager cocksucker can even be forgiven for not bathing or wearing hot underwear.
5.) What really sealed the deal for me was when I started imagining what the movie would be like in Smell-O-Vision. Around 1/1,000 of a second later, I had the tab closed and was on my way to the nearest trash can.
I could go on and on, but I’ll refrain. Instead, I’ll leave it to you to enjoy. So, um…enjoy!
I guess this video fits into the “fetish” category? I’m not quite sure where to place it, to be honest with you. I do know that I haven’t seen bush like that since, well, ever. Holy shit, is that bitch hairy! Hairy and pasty! Sweet baby Jesus, that is one hairy, pasty and chubby slut!
I don’t know what’s more disturbing: the bald biker dude riding her like he has somewhere to go (apparently he didn’t notice that he was fucking an albino manatee with a grooming problem?) or the fact that there are camera flashes that keep going off throughout the video (which I can only assume means that there are — gulp — pictures of this fiasco in a magazine somewhere).
Anyway, make of it what you will, but if you can have an orgasm while watching this you deserve a medal of some sort.
While looking through my video options for this blog, it basically came down to three choices:
A whore blowing some dude in a taxi cab
A recent high school grad having dirty oral sex while her parents are in another room (while still in her cap and gown!)
A white trash, tubby teen getting her ass filled by some skeeze ball twice her age
I decided to go with the first choice, based on tits alone. This chick has amazing ta-tas. I mean, I’m talking world class mammaries here. Plus, she totally looks like a future PTA mom. In 10 years, she’ll totally be running the sober grad program at the local high school. Right now, however, she’s mouth and titty fucking some dude in the backseat of a cab for cash. Enjoy!
Seriously, how does one go about getting an application for this douche’s job? I mean, here you have Vanessa, one of the hottest unsung porn starlets I’ve seen in awhile, playing with her pussy and this tool bag is focusing in on her mouth?! What the fuck?!
Anyway, I’ve never posted a girl going at it by herself, so I decided to start with the best. I found a ton of Vanessa’s work online, so I’ll be posting more of it in the weeks to come (or is it cum? God, I’m so flippin’ witty!). Here, you see Vanessa in her native habitat: on the hood of a car with a big pink vibrating dildo. Mmmmm.
It recently occurred to me that I haven’t posted anything about lesbians in awhile. I know, I know, send me to porn blogger hell! I’ve been so tied up with interracial threesomes and cumshots that I haven’t had a chance to get back to the sapphic side of things. So, for your viewing pleasure, I introduce Julia and Rebecca!!!
Rebecca is pretty hot, despite the fact that she could use a good wax job (unless you’re into that kind of thing…again, I’m not here to judge). I’ve posted part one above, but if you can’t get enough of these girls and want to see where things go from here, I suggest checking out Part II of the action.
