threesome

I ask you, dear readers: is there ever too much of a good thing? I pose this question now because the video above has just about everything you could ever imagine. Here’s a list of the things that I immediately noticed:

Interracial
Threesome
Cum Shots (two of ‘em)
Facial (see above)
Old hag with horse teeth (this covers both the MILF and animal fantasies)
Huge cock (again, two of them)
Oral
Anal
Double penetration (oral and anal/vag)

I’m sure there’s more features and fetishes to be found, but I can’t stomach watching that shit more than once. Feel free to let me know if you find anything else. On another note, what’s up with both dudes being totally naked, except for socks and gold chains? Is that like, some sort of new ghetto porn thing that I haven’t been made aware of?

I mean, in instances like this three is totally a crowd of awesome. It’s like, one of those exclusive parties that you really want to get into, but can’t seem to weasel your way in. Judging by the way she seems to handle those two dudes, I’m willing to put $10 and a tin of chewing tobacco on a bet that says she can handle a third. Since that’s now been established, where do I sign up for the job?

You know what else I enjoy about this video? The narration. Plus, at about :56 into the video she really starts to deep throat the cock, which is hot. In a later scene, which I’m going to post tomorrow (I have to leave something for you to look forward to!) she hits up the ATM…and no, I’m not talking about the big grey box that spits out $20 bills.

While doing my daily search for Free teen porn, I came across this video, aptly named “Can You Handle Two Cumshots?” Immediately, I said to myself “Why yes, yes I do think that I can handle two cumshots!” and commenced with the watching.

So, I watched the video and this actress has to be the least enthusiastic cock gobbler I’ve ever seen on film. I mean, she actually winces as the baby batter is being tossed in her face! That said, the editorial tidbit that got thrown in more than makes up for the fact that she sucks (both in the literal and figurative sense). Skip ahead to :58 to see the funniest thing I’ve witnessed all week!