I’m a pretty big fan of the Bubba the Love Sponge Show on Sirius, and a few weeks back they interviewed some hillbillies from some backwoods flyover state about bangin’ young ‘uns. All the hillbillies kept saying was “titties a-boucing!!!” It seriously cracked me up. (Maybe it’s one of those “you had to be there” kind of things?)

Anyway, watching this made me think of BTLS, because the titties, well…they were a-bouncing. Also, this video seems to be Free Smut Club’s first shot using the Grundle Cam (how do I trademark this exquisite name?). I mean, that camera guy had to get all up in that man’s maple bar to get the shot seen at :30 or so into the movie, and that’s not a position I envy.

Also, while the title of the video is “Sexy Girl Fucked Doggy Style”, I’d like to know what constitutes a “girl” to these people. You don’t really get a good look at her face until the cum shot at the end (thankfully!), but I swear she looks exactly like the bitchy PTA mom that lives down the street from me. Knowing that dirty slut, it probably is her. Well! The economy’s all bad and stuff and a guy like me can dream, can’t he?!

One of my biggest pet peeves in porn (see what I did there, with the alliteration and everything? Next week I’ll try to sneak in some onomatopoeia!) is awful music in the background. One of the bigger offenders I’ve ever encountered is in my previous post. In this one, however, straight moaning and slapping is all you hear.

To her credit, this starlet seems to have some really big, really natural boobs. So big and so natural, in fact, that they flop all over the place, as noted by the sunglasses-wearing actor at 1:10. Unfortunately, her tits are about all she has going for her. Overall, between her methface and belly (did she give birth before the shoot?) she doesn’t do much for me. But, you know, she might for you. So check out the video and enjoy, if you can.